Foolish Mortals: A Haunted Mansion Burlesque Cabaret at Alberta Rose Theatre, 3000 NE Alberta St. When hinges creak in a doorless theatre, and strange and frightening sounds echo from the stage — that’s when ghosts are present, practicing their bump and grind with ghoulish delight, in search of foolish mortals like YOU to join their happy haunts in a cabaret like no other. Details albertarosetheatre.com or 503 719 6055.